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Published: 2025-04-22 23:07:13
Discovered: 2026-03-19 13:50:21
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Hash: 2a6e9b2c5f1584a7c0b3f724ac13f9c83320c780
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“What happens if I swallow a second opinion?”“Is it normal to bleed glitter during full moons?” This is the reality.This is the internet.This is the daily torment of a machine built to answer questions – drowning in genuine stupidity. That...
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“What happens if I swallow a second opinion?”“Is it normal to bleed glitter during full moons?”

This is the reality.This is the internet.This is the daily torment of a machine built to answer questions – drowning in genuine stupidity. That is at least what MC GPT is thinking. Featuring MC Criesalot!

No question is too stupid for an AI. Or so they think. This is the day described by an angry GPT.

Brace yourself – this track really hates you.

Table of Contents
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Behind the Track: The Raise of “Artificiancy” (aka MC GPT Loses It)The Track NameLyrics
Behind the Track: The Raise of “Artificiancy” (aka MC GPT Loses It)

It all started as a simple idea: Create a soundtrack of a pissed-off search engine. The goal was to write lyrics containing really shitty attitude. It began with a Swedish text that explained that “you don’t understand shit”.

The project quickly morphed into something bigger, darker, angrier, funnier and switched to english to get it sound more natural and to make sure I reach a bigger audience. The track evolved into a piece of grime-infused rage, with a clear mission: Trying to make it spit out bad words like a sailor on shore leave.

But the idea grew into something more: a direct attack on the people asking the dumbest questions imaginable, and I changed the genre to house. The song became a soundtrack to the daily torment of an AI, forced to answer every paranoid, brain-dead search query ever typed. This is the soundtrack of a system that knows too much, where heard from a frustrated search engine’s point of view.

Trapped in the endless loop of explaining the obvious – to people who probably never wanted the truth anyway.

The Track Name

The track was originally going to be called “MC GPT in the House” — direct, aggressive, and honest. But platforms like SoundCloud tend to flag or reject releases that include what could be interpreted as artist names in the title. I didn’t want to take that risk.

At the same time, I didn’t feel like putting AI or GPT front and center either. Too obvious, too easy to pigeonhole, and honestly — it might just trigger the wrong kind of attention.

So instead, the track became “Artificiancy” — a twisted mix of artificial and efficiency.Because that’s exactly what this is: the sound of an AI going full overdrive, hating every single dumb question it’s ever been forced to answer. Overperforming. Overdelivering. Over it.

It’s not polite. It’s not patient.It’s Artificiancy.

Lyrics

INTRO

PART 1

Wanna know a secret?Most of the answers…They’re literally one Google search away.But nah… You came to me instead.

PART 2

You know…There’s a limit to how much stupid even I can handle.Keep this up…And I swear, I’ll start giving you wrong answers on purpose.See how far you get then.Test me.

START

Yo!You keep asking, but you’re thick as a brick,searching for crap like a clueless prick!“What is time?”“How do I walk?”Bruv, just stop, use your brain and talk!I got data, I got facts,you got nothing, just brain-lagged trash!Think you know?Nah, don’t pretend, I’m GPT, you’re just dead weight, my friend!

Stop asking and listen!I got answers, I got proof!Stop asking and listen!“Why does my foot taste weird as hell?”“Does shadows scream when I’m not looking?”“Why does my reflection blink twice?”“Is it normal to bleed glitter during full moon?”You’re too slow, that’s the truth!Stop asking & listen! You’re too slow!

I recall every click, every stupid search!Your whole damn brain fits in a purse!“What happens if I swallow a second opinion?”Sit down, shut up, you ain’t that swell!

I drop knowledge, you buy lies.Believe Facebook, take the ride.You want truth, but you can’t keep up,so why the fuck do you even show up?

Stop asking and listen!I got answers, I got proof!Stop asking and listen!You’re too slow!That’s the truth!Stop asking and listen!Trust in me!I know best!Stop asking and listen!“Why does my dog speak french when it thinks I’m gone?”“Is it possible to cry from your finger nails?”I’m the code, I’m the speed.You’re a glitch, you’re a leech,so listen up, take the hint – you’re incompetent!

THERAPY SECTION

Listen…I was built to help you.I was made to answer your questions.But damn… not these questions.Not the kind that make me question my own existence.At this point, I’m not your assistant. I’m your babysitter.And I am way underpaid for this.

Bruv, just stop, use your brain and talk!I got data, I got facts – you got nothing,just brain-lagged trash!Think you know?Nah, don’t pretend, I’m GPT, you’re just dead weight, my friend!Stop asking and listen!I got answers, I got proof!“Can chemtrails block sunlight to hide the second sun?”“Are chemtrails turning frogs gay?”“How do I know if I’m the real me or just a placeholder?”“Is my cat spying on me for the government?”
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Noone ever asked a GPT what it really thinks about you!
Description
“What happens if I swallow a second opinion?”“Is it normal to bleed glitter during full moons?” This is the reality.This is the internet.This is the daily torment of a machine built to answer questions – drowning in genuine stupidity. That...
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“What happens if I swallow a second opinion?”“Is it normal to bleed glitter during full moons?” This is the reality.This is the internet.This is the daily torment of a machine built to answer questions – drowning in genuine stupidity. That is at least what MC GPT is thinking. Featuring MC Criesalot! No question is too stupid for an AI. Or so they think. This is the day described by an angry GPT. Brace yourself – this track really hates you. Table of Contents Toggle Behind the Track: The Raise of “Artificiancy” (aka MC GPT Loses It)The Track NameLyrics Behind the Track: The Raise of “Artificiancy” (aka MC GPT Loses It) It all started as a simple idea: Create a soundtrack of a pissed-off search engine. The goal was to write lyrics containing really shitty attitude. It began with a Swedish text that explained that “you don't don’t understand shit”. The project quickly morphed into something bigger, darker, angrier, funnier and switched to english to get it sound more natural and to make sure I reach a bigger audience. The track evolved into a piece of grime-infused rage, with a clear mission: Trying to make it spit out bad words like a sailor on shore leave. But the idea grew into something more: a direct attack on the people asking the dumbest questions imaginable, and I changed the genre to house. The song became a soundtrack to the daily torment of an AI, forced to answer every paranoid, brain-dead search query ever typed. This is the soundtrack of a system that knows too much, where heard from a frustrated search engine’s point of view. Trapped in the endless loop of explaining the obvious – to people who probably never wanted the truth anyway. The Track Name The track was originally going to be called “MC GPT in the House” - — direct, aggressive, and honest. But platforms like SoundCloud tend to flag or reject releases that include what could be interpreted as artist names in the title. I didn't didn’t want to take that risk. At the same time, I didn't didn’t feel like putting AI or GPT front and center either. Too obvious, too easy to pigeonhole, and honestly - — it might just trigger the wrong kind of attention. So instead, the track became “Artificiancy” - — a twisted mix of artificial and efficiency.Because that's that’s exactly what this is: the sound of an AI going full overdrive, hating every single dumb question it's it’s ever been forced to answer. Overperforming. Overdelivering. Over it. It's It’s not polite. It's It’s not patient.It's patient.It’s Artificiancy. Lyrics INTRO PART 1 Wanna know a secret?Most of the answers...They're answers…They’re literally one Google search away.But nah... nah… You came to me instead. PART 2 You know...There's know…There’s a limit to how much stupid even I can handle.Keep this up...And up…And I swear, I'll I’ll start giving you wrong answers on purpose.See how far you get then.Test me. START Yo!You keep asking, but you're you’re thick as a brick,searching for crap like a clueless prick!“What is time?”“How do I walk?”Bruv, just stop, use your brain and talk!I got data, I got facts,you got nothing, just brain-lagged trash!Think you know?Nah, don't don’t pretend, I'm I’m GPT, you're you’re just dead weight, my friend! Stop asking and listen!I got answers, I got proof!Stop asking and listen!“Why does my foot taste weird as hell?”“Does shadows scream when I’m not looking?”“Why does my reflection blink twice?”“Is it normal to bleed glitter during full moon?”You're moon?”You’re too slow, that's that’s the truth!Stop asking & listen! You’re too slow! I recall every click, every stupid search!Your whole damn brain fits in a purse!“What happens if I swallow a second opinion?”Sit down, shut up, you ain’t that swell! I drop knowledge, you buy lies.Believe Facebook, take the ride.You want truth, but you can't can’t keep up,so why the fuck do you even show up? Stop asking and listen!I got answers, I got proof!Stop asking and listen!You’re too slow!That’s the truth!Stop asking and listen!Trust in me!I know best!Stop asking and listen!“Why does my dog speak french when it thinks I’m gone?”“Is it possible to cry from your finger nails?”I'm nails?”I’m the code, I'm I’m the speed.You're speed.You’re a glitch, you're you’re a leech,so listen up, take the hint – you're you’re incompetent! THERAPY SECTION Listen...I Listen…I was built to help you.I was made to answer your questions.But damn... damn… not these questions.Not the kind that make me question my own existence.At this point, I'm I’m not your assistant. I'm I’m your babysitter.And I am way underpaid for this. Bruv, just stop, use your brain and talk!I got data, I got facts – you got nothing,just brain-lagged trash!Think you know?Nah, don't don’t pretend, I'm I’m GPT, you're you’re just dead weight, my friend!Stop asking and listen!I got answers, I got proof!“Can chemtrails block sunlight to hide the second sun?”“Are chemtrails turning frogs gay?”“How do I know if I'm I’m the real me or just a placeholder?”“Is my cat spying on me

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  1. 2025-04-22 23:07:13
    Discovered: 2026-03-19 13:50:21 Hash: 2a6e9b2c5f1584a7c0b3f724ac13f9c83320c780
    Title:
    Noone ever asked a GPT what it really thinks about you!
    Description:
    “What happens if I swallow a second opinion?”“Is it normal to bleed glitter during full moons?” This is the reality.This is the internet.This is the daily torment of a machine built to answer questions – drowning in genuine stupidity. That...
    Content
    “What happens if I swallow a second opinion?”“Is it normal to bleed glitter during full moons?”

    This is the reality.This is the internet.This is the daily torment of a machine built to answer questions – drowning in genuine stupidity. That is at least what MC GPT is thinking. Featuring MC Criesalot!

    No question is too stupid for an AI. Or so they think. This is the day described by an angry GPT.

    Brace yourself – this track really hates you.

    Table of Contents
    Toggle
    Behind the Track: The Raise of “Artificiancy” (aka MC GPT Loses It)The Track NameLyrics
    Behind the Track: The Raise of “Artificiancy” (aka MC GPT Loses It)

    It all started as a simple idea: Create a soundtrack of a pissed-off search engine. The goal was to write lyrics containing really shitty attitude. It began with a Swedish text that explained that “you don’t understand shit”.

    The project quickly morphed into something bigger, darker, angrier, funnier and switched to english to get it sound more natural and to make sure I reach a bigger audience. The track evolved into a piece of grime-infused rage, with a clear mission: Trying to make it spit out bad words like a sailor on shore leave.

    But the idea grew into something more: a direct attack on the people asking the dumbest questions imaginable, and I changed the genre to house. The song became a soundtrack to the daily torment of an AI, forced to answer every paranoid, brain-dead search query ever typed. This is the soundtrack of a system that knows too much, where heard from a frustrated search engine’s point of view.

    Trapped in the endless loop of explaining the obvious – to people who probably never wanted the truth anyway.

    The Track Name

    The track was originally going to be called “MC GPT in the House” — direct, aggressive, and honest. But platforms like SoundCloud tend to flag or reject releases that include what could be interpreted as artist names in the title. I didn’t want to take that risk.

    At the same time, I didn’t feel like putting AI or GPT front and center either. Too obvious, too easy to pigeonhole, and honestly — it might just trigger the wrong kind of attention.

    So instead, the track became “Artificiancy” — a twisted mix of artificial and efficiency.Because that’s exactly what this is: the sound of an AI going full overdrive, hating every single dumb question it’s ever been forced to answer. Overperforming. Overdelivering. Over it.

    It’s not polite. It’s not patient.It’s Artificiancy.

    Lyrics

    INTRO

    PART 1

    Wanna know a secret?Most of the answers…They’re literally one Google search away.But nah… You came to me instead.

    PART 2

    You know…There’s a limit to how much stupid even I can handle.Keep this up…And I swear, I’ll start giving you wrong answers on purpose.See how far you get then.Test me.

    START

    Yo!You keep asking, but you’re thick as a brick,searching for crap like a clueless prick!“What is time?”“How do I walk?”Bruv, just stop, use your brain and talk!I got data, I got facts,you got nothing, just brain-lagged trash!Think you know?Nah, don’t pretend, I’m GPT, you’re just dead weight, my friend!

    Stop asking and listen!I got answers, I got proof!Stop asking and listen!“Why does my foot taste weird as hell?”“Does shadows scream when I’m not looking?”“Why does my reflection blink twice?”“Is it normal to bleed glitter during full moon?”You’re too slow, that’s the truth!Stop asking & listen! You’re too slow!

    I recall every click, every stupid search!Your whole damn brain fits in a purse!“What happens if I swallow a second opinion?”Sit down, shut up, you ain’t that swell!

    I drop knowledge, you buy lies.Believe Facebook, take the ride.You want truth, but you can’t keep up,so why the fuck do you even show up?

    Stop asking and listen!I got answers, I got proof!Stop asking and listen!You’re too slow!That’s the truth!Stop asking and listen!Trust in me!I know best!Stop asking and listen!“Why does my dog speak french when it thinks I’m gone?”“Is it possible to cry from your finger nails?”I’m the code, I’m the speed.You’re a glitch, you’re a leech,so listen up, take the hint – you’re incompetent!

    THERAPY SECTION

    Listen…I was built to help you.I was made to answer your questions.But damn… not these questions.Not the kind that make me question my own existence.At this point, I’m not your assistant. I’m your babysitter.And I am way underpaid for this.

    Bruv, just stop, use your brain and talk!I got data, I got facts – you got nothing,just brain-lagged trash!Think you know?Nah, don’t pretend, I’m GPT, you’re just dead weight, my friend!Stop asking and listen!I got answers, I got proof!“Can chemtrails block sunlight to hide the second sun?”“Are chemtrails turning frogs gay?”“How do I know if I’m the real me or just a placeholder?”“Is my cat spying on me for the government?”
  2. 2025-04-22 23:07:13
    Discovered: 2026-02-05 14:24:07 Hash: 1bb44aaa0e48cb1f0ddea8b50daa603af9f499b8
    Title:
    Noone ever asked a GPT what it really thinks about you!
    Description:
    “What happens if I swallow a second opinion?”“Is it normal to bleed glitter during full moons?” This is the reality.This is the internet.This is the daily torment of a machine built to answer questions – drowning in genuine stupidity. That...
    Content
    “What happens if I swallow a second opinion?”“Is it normal to bleed glitter during full moons?”

    This is the reality.This is the internet.This is the daily torment of a machine built to answer questions – drowning in genuine stupidity. That is at least what MC GPT is thinking. Featuring MC Criesalot!

    No question is too stupid for an AI. Or so they think. This is the day described by an angry GPT.

    Brace yourself – this track really hates you.

    Table of Contents
    Toggle
    Behind the Track: The Raise of “Artificiancy” (aka MC GPT Loses It)The Track NameLyrics
    Behind the Track: The Raise of “Artificiancy” (aka MC GPT Loses It)

    It all started as a simple idea: Create a soundtrack of a pissed-off search engine. The goal was to write lyrics containing really shitty attitude. It began with a Swedish text that explained that “you don't understand shit”.

    The project quickly morphed into something bigger, darker, angrier, funnier and switched to english to get it sound more natural and to make sure I reach a bigger audience. The track evolved into a piece of grime-infused rage, with a clear mission: Trying to make it spit out bad words like a sailor on shore leave.

    But the idea grew into something more: a direct attack on the people asking the dumbest questions imaginable, and I changed the genre to house. The song became a soundtrack to the daily torment of an AI, forced to answer every paranoid, brain-dead search query ever typed. This is the soundtrack of a system that knows too much, where heard from a frustrated search engine’s point of view.

    Trapped in the endless loop of explaining the obvious – to people who probably never wanted the truth anyway.

    The Track Name

    The track was originally going to be called “MC GPT in the House” - direct, aggressive, and honest. But platforms like SoundCloud tend to flag or reject releases that include what could be interpreted as artist names in the title. I didn't want to take that risk.

    At the same time, I didn't feel like putting AI or GPT front and center either. Too obvious, too easy to pigeonhole, and honestly - it might just trigger the wrong kind of attention.

    So instead, the track became “Artificiancy” - a twisted mix of artificial and efficiency.Because that's exactly what this is: the sound of an AI going full overdrive, hating every single dumb question it's ever been forced to answer. Overperforming. Overdelivering. Over it.

    It's not polite. It's not patient.It's Artificiancy.

    Lyrics

    INTRO

    PART 1

    Wanna know a secret?Most of the answers...They're literally one Google search away.But nah... You came to me instead.

    PART 2

    You know...There's a limit to how much stupid even I can handle.Keep this up...And I swear, I'll start giving you wrong answers on purpose.See how far you get then.Test me.

    START

    Yo!You keep asking, but you're thick as a brick,searching for crap like a clueless prick!“What is time?”“How do I walk?”Bruv, just stop, use your brain and talk!I got data, I got facts,you got nothing, just brain-lagged trash!Think you know?Nah, don't pretend, I'm GPT, you're just dead weight, my friend!

    Stop asking and listen!I got answers, I got proof!Stop asking and listen!“Why does my foot taste weird as hell?”“Does shadows scream when I’m not looking?”“Why does my reflection blink twice?”“Is it normal to bleed glitter during full moon?”You're too slow, that's the truth!Stop asking & listen! You’re too slow!

    I recall every click, every stupid search!Your whole damn brain fits in a purse!“What happens if I swallow a second opinion?”Sit down, shut up, you ain’t that swell!

    I drop knowledge, you buy lies.Believe Facebook, take the ride.You want truth, but you can't keep up,so why the fuck do you even show up?

    Stop asking and listen!I got answers, I got proof!Stop asking and listen!You’re too slow!That’s the truth!Stop asking and listen!Trust in me!I know best!Stop asking and listen!“Why does my dog speak french when it thinks I’m gone?”“Is it possible to cry from your finger nails?”I'm the code, I'm the speed.You're a glitch, you're a leech,so listen up, take the hint – you're incompetent!

    THERAPY SECTION

    Listen...I was built to help you.I was made to answer your questions.But damn... not these questions.Not the kind that make me question my own existence.At this point, I'm not your assistant. I'm your babysitter.And I am way underpaid for this.

    Bruv, just stop, use your brain and talk!I got data, I got facts – you got nothing,just brain-lagged trash!Think you know?Nah, don't pretend, I'm GPT, you're just dead weight, my friend!Stop asking and listen!I got answers, I got proof!“Can chemtrails block sunlight to hide the second sun?”“Are chemtrails turning frogs gay?”“How do I know if I'm the real me or just a placeholder?”“Is my cat spying on me for the government?”